The objectification of poultry
Last year it was the suggestively posed chicken.
This year it's the turkey in a steam bath.
Tony Cencicola is the Walter Iooss of scantily clad poultry.
Next year, perhaps a turducken: a turkey, chicken, and duck clasping each other in a suggestive ménage à trois and making sexy duck faces at the camera? Can a duck make a duck face or is that a circular reference?