So, we have a new President. Yes, isn't it great? I got to attend a fundraiser recently, and afterwards, I went over to talk to him, and I wanted to ask him a question, but I didn't want to look stupid, so I said, "Senator Obama, when you were at school at Harvard, did you encounter any racism?"

He took a long look at me, and then he said, "I'm Kanye West."

There's more, and it's darker, and I'm too much of a prude to print it here.

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