The Bert and Ernie New Yorker cover celebrating the Supreme Court rulings on DOMA and Prop 8 drew much praise online this week, but not everyone loved it. June Thomas in Slate wrote what is the leading dissent, and it contains this immortal question (eyemuffs, children):

Bert and Ernie clearly love each other. But does Ernie suck Bert’s cock? I don't think so.